Yep, we're well and truly into silly season. Just a couple of days ago we were treated to the Dual Snowboard in all its ill-advised glory. Now some dim bulb has come up with the motorised, all-terrain board.

OK, to be fair it probably would be a good laugh, at least for a while. But to present it as some kind of extreme sport, "for a new breed of rider"? It's a grown-up toy, and no endorsement from a guy who professionally dresses up like a condom can change that.