Desiree Melancon more than holds it down for the ladies coming into her Think Thank Almanac part for 2014!
Up with the rooster and out with the owls, Desiree holds her snowboarding to a higher standard than your typical 4H shred betty.
After a smashing contribution to Brain Dead Heart Attack, she opens the scene for her latest part in Park City's Holy Bowly, and swiftly enters into another contender for one of the best women's parts you've ever seen.
As before, the Almanac intro is a veritable cornucopia of poetic tributes to the show you see before you. Here it is for your enjoyment:
Desiree Melancon is an accomplished hammer farmer who's high yield freestyle bounty is a testament to how little she whines and how hard she works. Up with the rooster and out with the owls, Desiree holds her snowboarding to a higher standard than your typical 4H shred betty. Less whining more wine-ing Desiree's hard twerking seems to be working. Blue ribbon boarding!