Bachelorettes beware! Billy Bjork, yet another insanely talented Minnesotan, is his here to present his Hyperballad ode to snowboarding. From crazy tech rail hits to airborne doubles, this is Pagan Poetry in motion. In fact, why give in to the Wanderlust? The new states of Hylands and Trollhaugen might as well go ahead and Declare Independance now.
N.B. I once meant a heroin addict in a pub in Northampton who claimed he had slept with Bjork. When we refuted his assertion and asked him to explain, he simply shrugged his shoulders and said: "Went to Iceland, not much else to do." Billy, we suggest that you stay away from the Arctic Circle.