I think the most important thing in this photo is how tired the man looks. Is it because he's just done the black run of his life? Or is it more likely to be that he was up all night with a sewing machine and 5yards of the worst looking material known to man? Either way that outfit should never have been allowed out into public where the bare eyes of humanity can look at it. I heard there was a huge surge of people in accident and emergency that day and the blood is on your hands skiier!

6 years for this offence. Take him away!

Keep them coming in folks - fashion.police@whitelines.com

Rider: Jonaven Morre  /  Photographer: Jeff Patterson  /  Location: Revelstoke, Canada