Rider: Jonaven Morre  /  Photographer: Jeff Patterson  /  Location: Revelstoke, Canada

Here we are once again with another cracking arrest. This lady was spotted roaming the slopes with a crazy wardrobe malfunction. Not only is it the hideous one piece that she's wearing but she has quite a large split around the posterior. Maybe she hasn't noticed you ask. Well, with my keen Columbo glass eye, I have noticed that there has been some sort of awful patchwork done with some less than fortunate duck-tape.

It's a shame really. What a waste of good duck-tape.