Ever bought a bag of white and pink marshmallows? Here we have Exhibit A. Basically a bright pink marshmallow. The only reason you know this is a person is because it's wearing sunglasses! I feel sorry for the poor girl trying to lick this horror of a one piece as she must have thought it was food as she cannot see the sunglasses. Try some sun block, try a new piece of attire, try not doing stupid stuff.

Photo: Polly Baker