This week's fashion police comes with the biggest health warning ever. MAY CAUSE SEIZURES!

This berk has decided that he would look good with this 'outfit' on. But first things first.

Thanks to Felicity Bullamore for sending in this picture, I can only hope she's making a full recovery from looking at this monstrosity. I mean come on! What the f**k was this man thinking. He actually went out and bought a helmet that matched it! Who does that?! He saw it on him and thought, 'I need to get the matching helmet for this, everyone will love it!'

No they won't! Stop taking up valuable energy getting to these places and wasting good snow that someone else could be shredding!

Before I get into a full blown rant, send your other fashion police faux pas to

What a jerk.