You heard it here first folks. Skiers are cnuts. Not only do they look slightly odd but they sure as hell don't see what name is on their clothes. I don't understand how you can look at a name and think, "Yeah, that'll be alright". All you have to do is to LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE BUYING and you won't appear to be a complete moron. Of course I can't help you on the ski front (short of beating it out of you) but this would be a small step on the road to not being hated.

This will be an everlasting memory. Hope you're happy now!

You truly are a massive cnut.

Photo: Ed Blomfield