Here we have a poor man who doesn't own a mirror. The only time he gets to see his reflection is when he passes an unsuspecting window on his way to the chair lift. Poor Bugger.

He has to keep up the pretence that he likes the way he looks when he actually looks like a massive chump. Pensions just don't pay out as much as they used to.

Photo: Ray Smyth

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