So this is a teacher? The only thing that needs asking is what are the pupils being taught? How to dress? How not to dress? The best way to look like an idiot on the slopes? I do have a concern though, not for the lady's warped fashion sense but for the fact that I think this may be an assissted suicide attempt. She is standing very close to the edge. In fact, the longer I think about it, maybe she has been forceed to wear this and she creeps ever close to the edge to rid herself of this horror.

The fashion police have their work cut out for them in this investigation. It's like our own little Enron.

Keep them coming - fashion.police@whitelines.com

Rider: Jonaven Morre  /  Photographer: Jeff Patterson  /  Location: Revelstoke, Canada