I need your shocking one piece, your hideous skis and the use of your slope. That must be, along with the script of Terminator 2, the only thing running through his mind at this point. Maybe the glasses he's wearing gives him the sight of Arnie in the film? If he looks at a skier does it say 'do not kill'? Is there another, newer, stronger version of this fashion nightmare? The T1 Andorran skier!
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