Well, well. What do we have here? Your eyes do not deceive in the slightest because what you are witnessing is undercover photos from a training camp deep in the Alps. Notice how the leader of the group has plastered himself in bright colours to make himself more visible to the rest of the clan. There are two injured folk to the left of the picture after a gruelling session on suicide fashion bombing. It's a dire situation for the world at the moment and it appears there's an uprising on the cards.
The Fashion Police lost two good officers getting this information so if you see this guy, knock him down and push his lifeless body into a freezing lake. It's the only way to stop this fashion jihad.
Photo: Illicit Snowboarding