It's getting towards the end of the season and I think I'm running out of ways to mock people in one pieces. It's got nothing to do with the fact that this guy is officially the Godfather of one pieces. He looks delightful in his 50 colour outfit and definitely doesn't appear stupid in the slightest. His cigar shows that he means business and the lump by his crotch no way indicates that he might be happy to see someone (it could be a gun).

This is the best thing I've ever seen. Please don't whack me.

Photo: Dave Broadbent