As the Fashion Police use more and more handcuffs and try to use the mace as little as possible, there's a few culprits that just can't be left alone. Spotted in Chamonix just last week, this disaster was let loose on the slopes with dire consequences. Everyone on the slopes purposely got snow blindness so that they wouldn't have to see the outfit again. Of course this is completely made up but I would probably have to make my eyes do something so that i could turn my head from the flourescent nightmare!

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Rider: Jonaven Morre  /  Photographer: Jeff Patterson  /  Location: Revelstoke, Canada