This is quite a special fashion police. It's caused quite the controversy at Whitelines HQ and it only feels right to share it.

I still can't decide where to start with this. How can you think you possibly look good with a pair of 'goggles' that are more akin to some form of clip on lenses crossed with a welding visor. This doesn't work! The slightest up-draft of air would ruin your sight and then let's see if you'll enjoy skiing around with Tarquin and Verity.

Not even on his fruitiest day, at his fruitiest gig would you see these slipping down the nose of Sir Elton John.

Get a grip people. Spend the money, get some goggles that you can class as goggles and not as left over tuppaware.

Photo: Spencer Mogg

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