My, my, my. This is one hell of a one-piece. Current location is unknown and considered dangerous. If you do see this monstrosity, we advise you to not approach it because you may lose all of your street cred* (*only if you had any in the first place). Honestly now, this is awful. Skiers are one thing but I don't understand how snow-bladers think they can get away with shocking attire.

Rider: Jonaven Morre  /  Photographer: Jeff Patterson  /  Location: Revelstoke, Canada