It's a shame that the competitive side of this weekend's frivolities in Battersea are run by the FIS, rather than their tour rival. It would have led to the makings of a great parody song: "TTR app on my iPhone / viewing pictures from London Freeze"....

However, you don't have to be a dickhead to make the most of the new app from the TTR. If you own an iWhatsit you can get it as a free download, giving you the most up-to-date info on the World Snowboard Tour. Videos, results, pics, schedules - it'll have the lot. Just do us a favour, don't go taking the lens out of your goggles or writing magazines about your balls....