We’ve all rocked this look at some point, admit it. At some point one goggle designer must have held a meeting that decided ‘every beginner skier/snowboarder must start out by looking like Baby Gerald from The Simpsons.’

See what we mean?

Every cheapo French supermarket own-brand goggle seems to come with that weird dip between the eyes that only adds to the confused look ski school members have rocked since the first resort opened.

You can look cross:

Or really cross:

And you can even make your kids look cross, in houndstooth! The most old school of all Windows desktop backgrounds.