Man Bear Pig comes to mind when we’re faced with this wacky idea for a sport. In fact, Wheelman Bushpig has nothing to do with South Park. The best way to describe it is a miniature motorbike for your feet. Cue all the worst action sports video cliches ever – pumping rock music, girl riding in a bikini, attempted wheelies – all from a device that edges along just above jogging pace. Will it ever catch on? We think not.