OK, so maybe not as cringeworthy as the rest. In fact, some of you may be looking for the nearest place to sign up to the nutty new sport of Jet Surfing. These are surfboards powered by two-stroke petrol engines that pull riders along flat water and into waves, using a handheld remote. We like to think of it as the lazy man’s surfboard – but saying that, we wouldn’t turn down a test ride on one. But can you really see this coming to a beach near you? Us neither.