[part title=”The Swimming Lesson”]
Some people just can’t help taking things literally; when they hear the word ‘goggle’ they can only think back to the trauma of school-enforced swimming lessons aged six.
Luckily, if you want to relive the horror (I sure would love to!) some design genius has come up with these beauties. Some pairs even come complete with the blister-provoking hinge in the middle, a 90s design classic.
But if even that is playing it safe to you, you should probably look these up online, as I’m pretty sure no real life shop would dare stock them; The Mad Max:
I swear to Glob I have actually seen people wearing these on the hill. Really, really cool people… like this guy.