Snowboard Bench

YES, it's a bench. Photo: Sam McMahon
YES, it’s a bench. Photo: Sam McMahon

We hadn’t realised before this season, but in some corners of the internet turning an old shred stick into furniture is looked upon in a similar way to Jimmy Saville being given keys to a hospital (wait…).

But, if your ride is total fucked – like the author’s old Yes Basic above – nothing screams king of the shred than a beefy snowboard bench outside your mansion.

If you want to really annoy the vintage snowboard preservation society, you can turn old snow decks into longboards, they hate that too. Or to stay on the seating theme, you could make something similar to this tribute to diphallia below:

Ummmm...
Ummmm…
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