We’ve all seen these before, it’s hard not to as each faux dread streams behind in the slip stream of every snowblader.
It’s hard to tell exactly why these were invented in the first place – a desperate attempt to get some of the Jamaican rasta cool, or maybe an accolade to the humble squid. We’ll never know.
As we delve ever deeper into the world of shit hats, we will find the odd spine-chiller. Just so you’re warned, here is the first: