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NSFW – Buyer’s Guide Innuendo Bingo

Board review language is overtly sexual, why not take it to its logical conclusion?

Now we all get excited about new kit, but have you ever read a review of a snowboard and thought the language used is a bit, well, over the top?

In fact, looking back through last year’s buyers’ guide we couldn’t help but notice how hilariously suggestive some of the typical product spiel was, especially with the *ahem* ‘clever’ substitution of one or two words.

So here we present a game of Gear Guide innuendo bingo, with the hard work already done for you.

Look out for this year’s Whitelines 100 hitting stores and subscribers’ letterboxes later next month. Why not play along at home and send your best finds in?

Oh, this is most definitely NSFW.

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