Board Tech
Board Tech
“You may get the opportunity to test skis and boards so that you can make informed recommendations to guests.”
REALITY:
Ha! What a load of codshit. Free gear, you think. Access to unlimited stash, you think. Well that’s very nice, but you’re forgetting that in this job you’ll only actually be riding for about three hours a day, which is about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop unless you’ve got something worth hiking outside your front door. The rest of the time will be spent with your pretty little nose stuffed inside a thousand sweaty, fungus-infested boot-liners, while fielding this question from punters approximately forty million times: “My boots are a bit tight and painful, can I try a bigger size?”
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