Go Trampolining

LOSING HOPE AS THE SNOW MELTS? HERE'S HOW TO HANDLE IT

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Enhanced spatial awareness, fitness, smiles – trampolining is the perfect summer sport. It will help you eliminate the backflip to scorpion from your repertoire and make your core muscles glisten like those of a Health and Fitness cover model.

The only real downside with trampolining is that core snowboarders will accuse you of cheating. If you were a proper snowboarder (who are almost as grumpy as proper skateboarders) you would eat shit for months in order to learn your triple corks / frontside fives. Practising on a trampoline makes you a really weird combination of being both a pussy and a jock at the same time. Which pretty much makes you a rollerblader.

Still fun though. Especially if you do it in lycra with fluorescent leg warmers.

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