Girls can’t pee in bushes. Well, that’s a lie, we totally can. But we’re not that keen on pulling our pants down when the pistes (and often off-piste) are teeming with children and pervy French men. I know it’s a powder day, you’re aching to get up top and you don’t want to keep stopping every three seconds, but sometimes a girl’s gotta pee in an actual toilet. Trust me, if we had the choice, we’d pee like you do.
Same goes for guys. Girls, if you’re a better snowboarder than him, don’t try and give any advice. You might see it as helpful but he’ll be feeling about as insecure as a pre-school child right now. Don’t be a backseat driver.