It’s a simple. If you’ve been dating for under six months, chances are you’re not going to fly off the handle at a moment’s notice. Why? Because you’re still in that honeymoon period where everything they say is hilarious and spend half your time eating each other’s faces off. Plus you don’t want them to know you’re really bat-shit crazy. Just yet.
Six months down the line when you’ve stopped shaving your legs and are perfectly comfortable with farting in bed, that’s when you should start to worry. People start getting too comfortable and letting their inner Nicolas Cage unleash more often than you’d like. This will all come out on a shred trip.