22/02/2014 | by tristan
Fashion yourself a fucked up fancy dress outfit using mainly tin foil, gaffer tape, permanent marker, bed sheets and kitchen utensils. Find an establishment with a good DJ set or band. Prance around like you own the place. Get naked. Get everyone else naked. Piss the band off by repeatedly chanting ‘TEN MORE SONGS! TEN MORE SONGS!’ every time they play their last ditty. Crowd surf.