1. Preparation, Preparation, Preparation

OR 8 THINGS YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY TRY AT LEAST ONCE

Military planning
Military style planning is essential. Photo: UK government

Like an insane, psychotic criminal, just released from prison, the night before your day off sees you champing at the bit to hit the bar. If you’re a chalet bitch give your menu plan a nifty tweak.

Why cook roast lamb for two hours when you can cook Spaghetti Carbonara for fifteen minutes? You’ll be out by 9pm latest, with a pint of wine in each hand, puking in the toilets before you can say ‘seasonnaire nightmare’.

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