2. The Yibb Snowboard Zimmerframe
Honestly, we were stuck for words when we saw this little number. As far as we can tell it essentially a cross between a snow bike (shudder) and the sort of contraption that helps old people go to the bathroom, but for snowboarding.
If using your legs to learn ollies is really too much of a stretch, then this really is the snowboarding purchase you need to make this winter.