11. You Piste Your Pants!
However, we have definitely saved the best of the worst until last. Bask and wonder in the hideous glory of these bad boys.
Never get lost on the hill again, simply just ‘drop trow’ and hope that your own skiddies haven’t interfered with your route home. And don’t worry, this is safe for work, just point out that that is in fact a nose just popping into sight there, nothing more sinister…
Can you beat any of these? Drop us a link if you feel there are any more useless/crap/hideous snowboard accessories we’ve missed out.