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10 Ridiculous Ski Resort Names

10 Ridiculous Ski Resort Names

Yep, the town of Wank in Germany. You couldn't make it up...
You couldn’t make it up…

Last week, we came across a cracking find while rooting through the Whitelines cupboards – a poster for the resort of Wank in Germany. No, it’s not a Photoshop job created as internet comedy gold. Yep, Wank is a real place. It’s just too good to be true, right?

Luckily for us, Wank is not the only resort with an absurd name. We conducted a little research of our own and found a whole wealth of inappropriately named mountain resorts for the sniggering teenager within to titter at. Think of it as pre-formed pub chat, handed to you on a silver platter.

As you can imagine, Googling some of these places was a bit like a game of Minesweeper. You never know what dubious content is going to appear on your screen. So, don’t say we didn’t warn you…

  1. Chris Spithray

    There’s another Twatt in the Shetlands.

  2. mark madigan

    What about Pussy in France??

    1. pere

      Pretty much impossible dude, the girls don’t seem to like us Brits.

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